Jay, can I be your Mermaid? =)
mermaids dont have vaginas
Do you think if gangster rap didn't exist white people would try to act black
People will act on whatever the media glorifies
Do you think if asians had normal eyes, would people be able to tell if they're aliens?
you are an idiot
Pinky out. Drinking coffee like a douche
I got a ball called the never flat. And it was flat when I bought it. Wth?
Bout that life
Rush Hour 4
Writing a new song for y’all
follow my homie, @hokmdb or he will mess up my haircut up lol
When you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin ?
wack a mole lmao
About to drive in the snow