Anonymous Asked:

Jay, can I be your Mermaid? =)

mermaids dont have vaginas

Do you think if gangster rap didn't exist white people would try to act black

People will act on whatever the media glorifies 

Anonymous Asked:

Do you think if asians had normal eyes, would people be able to tell if they're aliens?

you are an idiot

Pinky out. Drinking coffee like a douche

Pinky out. Drinking coffee like a douche

browniesarekoo:

jayfluent:

YOU HAVE A LOT OF SEX??!?!? JayFluent

Oh that’s awesome! You increased your chances for getting an STD! xD

I got a ball called the never flat. And it was flat when I bought it. Wth?

I got a ball called the never flat. And it was flat when I bought it. Wth?

Writing a new song for y’all

Writing a new song for y’all

Chillinnn @tistineee

Chillinnn @tistineee

follow my homie, @hokmdb  or he will mess up my haircut up lol

follow my homie, @hokmdb or he will mess up my haircut up lol

Anonymous Asked:

When you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin ?

wack a mole lmao

About to drive in the snow

About to drive in the snow

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